DIFFICULTY: Oh, definitely a Saturday
Presented here, my latest attempt to go as low as possible with word count (I guess). Hope you enjoy! Be sure to let me know what you think of the puzzle in the comments. I like to know how I'm doing construction-wise; criticism is always welcome and can only make me stronger.
Shout-out to cryptic connoisseur Aaron Riccio, who solved my latest cryptic on his Twitch stream Monday night. I had a wonderful time with Aaron and everyone in the chat, and I appreciate all the feedback on the puzzle. Thank you again, Aaron, and I am truly sorry I made you eat that cupcake.
See y'all next week. –Hoyt